What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 05:03

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do women change that much more with age?
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.